Four years, friends. For four years, we have been operating our presence on the internet. How thoroughly miserable! How your loyal correspondent yearns to be off the internet, how she yearns to live in a cabin in the woods, only venturing out to sporadically send you nail-bombs in the post.
I jest of course. We are terribly in your debt, and to celebrate the arrival of our school's new patron, Felix Ellis, we are pleased to premiere a brand new instalment of A Periodic Table of Devils for supporters.Â
Yet what else have you been doing, correspondent, you may ask, and, well, aside from planning for big things in the future—how you must be sick of hearing that, dear reader—we are pleased to offer you three new chapters of our Sophia! serial, XIII., XIV., and XV., a personal favourite of your correspondent, if she does say so herself.
For our supporters, we have also published new stories, delving into a certain sordid retelling of the origins of the god, Pan, a new All Cats Are Beautiful story in honour of the birth of former Pokémon anime scriptwriter, Shudo Takeshi, and a brand new story set in a fictional car-crash of Norse mythology and Japanese pop culture born out of our headmistress's adoration of idol, Momotsuki Nashiko.Â
What more could you want, dear friends? We hope that you shall all continue to join us as we strive for even more lofty and absurd goals. Once again, a thousand thank yous.