Friends, as suggested in our monthly newsletter in February, your loyal correspondent hates making these updates. Also mentioned: the absurd idea of an Esther Greenwood School for Girls programming block. Therefore, friends, I must apologise, the next few weeks will be full of our students' best efforts to create and homage ideas from children's television during the '90s.
What else, you quickly cry. What else to distract us from this incoming avalanche of spandex clad nonsense? Oh friends, I am sorry. Following our regular check-up, it was always clear things were going this way. From a bar in Kabukicho, to a parking lot where once a wood stood, to a town by the shore, and a fictional German city, the groundwork for this nonsense has already been laid!
Do not fear, however, distraction is at hand! It's the 15th annual smashwords Read an ebook event, we are told, and, of course, you can find villainesses, ancient deities, humble friends, and lonely strangers all on sale throughout this week! Please go! Throw your money away! And we shall reconvene next month!